MAN STEALS TUB OF FORMALDEHYDE FROM FUNERAL HOME

In Spring Hill, Florida, man was arrested for breaking into a funeral home and stealing items including a tub of formaldehyde. Hernando County Sheriff’s deputies were called to the Demarco Family Funeral Home early Friday after someone working in a nearby business saw a man carrying a crowbar going in and out of the building. Deputies arrested 29-year-old Aaron Meininger on commercial burglary and grand theft charges. Meininger told investigators he was bored and didn’t even know what he was going to do with the items found in his car, including the formaldehyde, makeup and various instruments used in funeral preparation.
* You might want to get a search warrant on his house. Just a suggestion.
* He was bored stiff. Get it? “Stiff”!!!! Ha!!
* Stupid crowbar.
* How does the Demarco Family Funeral Home stay in business if they only handle members of the Demarco family?