PIZZA SHOP ROBBED BY CO-WORKER: "IT'S ME, SEAN"

Two pizza shop employees in Barre, Massachusetts took down a masked robber on Tuesday evening, only to discover that the would-be thief was a former co-worker. The robber walked into Northeast Pizza, waved a gun and then jumped over the counter and grabbed a bag containing cash. As he tried to leave, two employees and one other customer wrestled the robber to the ground. During the scuffle, the robber said, “Trevor, please. It’s me, Sean,” said employee Trevor Kosla. “He kept saying ‘It’s just a joke, it’s just a joke.'” The workers unmasked him and learned he was Sean Coulson, a former employee of Northeast Pizza. The firearm Coulson had brandished was fake. The employees held Coulson down until police arrived, at which point he was arrested.
* They told the cops, “This one’s to go.”
* “It’s just a joke”? Guy needs to work on his material.
* “Sean? This is what you get for not showing up for your shift!”
* This is America. We do NOT take kindly to cutting to the front of the line in a pizza shop.
* Just curious – did they give the customer a free pizza for helping?