MAN WALKS BAREFOOT ACROSS 120 FEET OF LOOSE LEGOS, SETS RECORD

A Virginia man broke an unusual and painful Guinness World Record when he walked barefoot across a 120-foot path composed of loose Lego bricks. Russell Cassevah shed his shoes Sunday at the Chesapeake Montessori School to walk across the 120-foot Lego path and break the 85-foot world record for a barefoot Lego walk. He did it to raise money for FairyBricks, a British charity that provides Lego sets to hospitalized children.
* Amateur. Let’s see him do it in the middle of the night, on the way to see what the dog is barking at out the back door.
* Walking barefoot on Legos. More or less painful than nails? Let’s open the phones.
* Anyone want to buy 120 feet of Legos that smell like feet?
* The swelling should be down by Easter.
* Is there, like, any kind of minimal standard at the Guinness World Record company? “Walk on Legos? Sure, whatever, where’s my scone?”