BURGER KING EMPLOYEE PULLS GUN, DEMANDS TO WORK MORE

A former Burger King employee was arrested on Tuesday evening after bursting into the restaurant with a gun. He wasn’t looking for money. He just wanted his manager to give him more hours. Steven Ramirez, 33, barged into a Burger King in Las Vegas and told the manager he wanted more hours. Ramirez’s hours had recently been cut down to 30 hours per week. He also stated that he didn’t want to “shoot the place up” because of it. The manager was able to call 911 and usher his six employees to safety out the back door, as well as four customers. Police soon entered the restaurant and arrested Ramirez after talking him down over the course of 30 minutes.
* Never say American workers are slackers.
* This is why Burger King’s slogan is no longer “Have It Your Way”. Because you can’t.
* “But if we gave you more hours, we’d have to cut shareholders’ dividends by a nickel, and we can’t do that now, can we?”
* Maybe he’ll be able to work extra hours in the prison laundry?