WOMAN FINDS USED THONG IN POCKET OF NEW JEANS

A New York woman says she found a used thong in the pocket of her brand new jeans. Christine Evans found the panties in a pair of Not Your Daughters Jeans she’d bought from Nordstrom department store. Evans complained and was offered a replacement pair. But this was not enough. She wants more. Evans Tweeted the company, “After many years of loyalty to your company, I was appalled at the lack of customer service you gave me when I received a pair of Not Your Daughters Jeans with a DIRTY and WORN women’s THONG in the front pocket. I would imagine that a company such as this one could do more for a loyal, card-holding customer. As a nurse, the numerous amount of health hazards this issue presents is astounding,” she said.
* Maybe Nordstrom’s could offer her a great big bag of Oh, Get Over Yourself.
* I would ask for a replacement pair I could watch coming directly off the truck from the factory.
* Gee, the most I ever found in a pair of jeans was a little paper saying “Inspected by #32”.
* Ladies, if you’re going to wear new jeans for a day and then return them to the store, do the right thing and go commando.
* Meanwhile, there’s been a run on Nordstrom’s women’s jeans by Japanese businessmen.
* PHONE TOPIC: Does this woman “deserve” more than a new pair of jeans? Isn’t she overdoing the outrage?