MAN STEALS TAMPONS, BUT BUYS BEER

In Benton County, Arkansas, a man was caught on surveillance video stealing tampons while buying beer. The man was caught stuffing a box of tampons down his pants, then he grabbed a cold beer, which he did pay for. Authorities said anyone who may know this man is encouraged to call the Benton County Sheriff’s Office.
* So far, the Sheriff’s Office has received 11 million phone calls.
* And you know what he’s going to hear when he gets home: “Aw, honey, you shoplifted the wrong kind.”
* Uncomfortable buying tampons? Next time, buy the beer, go outside and drink it, and then go back and buy the tampons.
* The day you’re sent to the store to buy tampons, that’s the day you earn your man card.
* I have a theory that this is the exact reason grocery stores invented the self-checkout.