TOPLESS WOMAN DISTRACTS UBER DRIVER FOR ROBBERY

A Harahan, Louisiana, couple is accused of attempting to rob an Uber driver whom the woman distracted by being topless. 24-year-old Anthony Kennedy and 22-year-old Rayna Fillios were arrested Saturday. The victim told officers Fillios called and hailed a ride. When he arrived, he went to the front door only to find the woman topless. Authorities say Fillios grabbed his arms, pulled him into her chest, kissed him and bit his tongue to distract him. When Fillios let go, Kennedy brandished a knife and told the victim to hand over his money. The victim refused and Kennedy punched him. (Mug shots here: https://www.sfchronicle.com/news/crime/article/Couple-accused-of-attempting-to-rob-Uber-driver-12484133.php)
* I’d like to see the evidence before I make any judgments.
* Did you say Uber, or Boober?
* Driver: “What are you doing topless?” Fillios: “Just hangin’ out.”
* Driver: “Nice hooters!” Fillios: “Bite your tongue!”
* He reported her to the small crimes division.