WIFE SHOOTS AT HUSBAND WHILE'S HE'S ON THE JOHN

An Arizona woman is accused of firing shots at her husband while he was sitting on the toilet. Goodyear, Arizona, police received a call from a man who said his wife was shooting at him. He said that his wife of 32 years was upset and had been yelling at him for two days. He said he was on the toilet when she barged in and fired two shots above his head. 69-year-old Linda Jean Fahn allegedly said to police, “I shot two bullets at the wall above his head to make him listen to me.” Police estimated that the shots were fired about seven inches above the man’s head as he was slouched on the toilet.
* So it’s good he wasn’t sitting up straight!
* Always lock the door. Always.
* Goodyear, Arizona? Not so far.
* If he was constipated, he’s not now.
* She didn’t give two shots what he was doing.