NAKED EXERCISE CLASS

Hanson Fitness, a high-end club in New York City, is going to start naked personal fitness classes. The studio initially plans to host three sessions a week: one mixed, one for men, and one for women. According to a press release, the class will be a “total body workout that uses your body weight as resistance to work the glute, butt, legs and core – making you look and feel good naked.” Hanson Fitness says that working out nude keeps you cooler, releases endorphins, increases body awareness and gives you unrestricted movement. If guests are uncomfortable training in the complete nude, nude-colored underwear is permitted.
* Happy nude year.
* Look, if you’re out of shape and need exercise, I don’t want to see you naked.
* How about naked ballet? Those people are BUFF!
* If you do naked exercise at Hanson Fitness, keep your Hansoff.
* Pity the guy who needs to be spotted on the bench press.
* This sounds like it’ll be a big flop.
* Worst new job opportunity of 2018: Sweepin’ up the pubes at Hanson Fitness.