DUI LAWYER, NO PANTS AND HIGH HEELS, WALKS INTO STRANGER'S HOUSE

Justin Christodoro, a 39-year-old DUI lawyer, walked into a stranger’s home in Rutherford, New Jersey – nude from the waist down except for a pair of high heels – and announced “I’m here!” He then realized he was at the wrong house and left. Christodoro was later found by police in Lyndhurst, unconscious inside a parked car, wearing only a black shirt and black high-heeled shoes. Christodoro, who was disoriented after being awakened by police, said he didn’t know how he ended up in Lyndhurst. He was then arrested after officers found a plastic bag inside the car containing what police suspected was MDMA, the active ingredient in ecstasy. In an ad for his law practice posted on YouTube, Christodoro says he specializes in drug offenses and drunk driving cases.
* Boy, I’ll say he specializes in drug offenses and drunk driving cases.
* Don’t you just hate it when Siri takes you to the wrong address?
* On top of everything else, the guy missed a great party.
* Please, folks, remember – when you’re about to pass out inside a parked car, wearing only a black shirt and black high-heeled shoes, first get out of the car and bury the drugs.
* PHONE TOPIC: Do you have a story involving being at the wrong house?