HOMEOWNERS FIND GUITAR-PLAYING INTRUDER

A Boulder, Colorado, couple walked downstairs early Sunday morning and found a man playing a guitar in their living room. The couple heard a thump downstairs and their dog started to growl. They found the stranger playing guitar on the couch. They said “Hello,” to which the intruder responded, “I live across the street,” and “Sorry.” He walked out of the home and was spotted by police. Richard Sheppard was arrested; he reportedly confessed to drinking hours earlier.
* He was charged with breaking into song and entering.
* “Sunday Morning Coming Down … Stairs to Find a Musical Intruder.”
* “For my next number, here’s Jailhouse Rock.”
* It’s like America’s Got Talent – The Home Game.
* Boy, the dog was right on top of things, no?
* Could have been worse. Could have been an accordion.