COUPLE CAUGHT HAVING SEX IN CLUB BATHROOM; THEY MOVE TO PORTA-POTTY

A man and woman were caught having sex in a nightclub bathroom on Saturday in Clarksville, Tennessee. At first, police at O’Connor’s Irish Pub ordered the couple to leave and get a taxi home. While one officer escorted the 26-year-old man out of the bathroom, a female officer told the “completely naked” 28-year-old woman to get dressed. The woman said she “did not understand what the big deal was.” Police were still on scene investigating the original incident when the two subjects continued to stumble through the parking lot and entered a nearby Porta-Potty. Officers banged on the door several times before they opened it up. Both subjects’ clothing was once again disheveled. It was clear they were attempting to fornicate again. Both were charged with public intoxication and indecent exposure.
* Some guys just got the magnetism.
* Porta-Potty, or Porta-Hottie?
* “You don’t understand what the big deal is? Well, for starters, you’re drowning out the sound of the band.”
* I’ve heard of “immediate gratification”, but this is nuts.
* I hope they put them in separate cop cars.