SUSPECT ASKS TO BE PUNCHED

The Vero Beach, Florida, Police Department received a call about a burglary. They arrrived to find several people in the parking lot of Flamingo Laundry who claimed 28-year-old Mark Edward Pritchard had stolen a purse from a car. As officers walked over to question Pritchard about the purse, he ran over to the patrol vehicle and began banging on the back windows and yelling profanities at the dog inside. Pritchard then jumped up on the hood of the vehicle, got on his knees, and asked officers to punch him four times because he deserved it. He was arrested and charged with Felony Burglary, Assault, Disorderly Conduct, and Theft.
* Go ahead and punch him. Think of it as the “Serve” part of “To Protect and Serve”.
* At least clobber him with the purse a couple times.
* He was yelling profanities at the dog, like “You bitch!”
* I’m not sure how “burglary” and “theft” are two different things, but if it keeps this jerk off the streets longer, it’s fine with me.