AUDIO: THIEVES STEAL U-HAUL WITH COFFIN, BODY INSIDE
An SUV hauling a U-Haul trailer was stolen outside a Residence Inn in southeast Albuquerque Monday morning. Inside that trailer was a casket and the body of the family’s loved one. The family was traveling from Oklahoma to Kirtland, New Mexico, to bury their father. Around 11 a.m. Albuquerque police found the stolen SUV, trailer and casket with the body inside.
* And a strange sort-of smile on Grampa’s face.
* One last joyride.
* Maybe next time check what kind of goodies are in the trailer before you steal it.
* Grampa shoulda toined left at Albuquerque. (See clip)
* Hauling Gramps in a trailer to be buried. Classy!
* I guess a U-Haul is better than what they did to Aunt Edna in “National Lampoon’s Vacation”.
* How about the next people who rent that trailer? “What is that funky smell?”
CLIP: Bugs Bunny says, “I knew I shoulda taken that left in Albuquerque.’
