30,000 CONDOMS STOLEN

Police in Las Vegas, Nevada, are investigating a pair of burglaries at a condom and sex toy warehouse over the holiday weekend. Thieves were seen on security recordings taking items Friday night and Saturday morning from the warehouse in an industrial park not far from McCarran International Airport. They took two shipping boxes containing more than 30,000 condoms in the Friday break-in, and during the second break-in they stole two large boxes of adult toys.
* Well, SOMEBODY had a very good weekend.
* And about 30,000 other people didn’t.
* Who needs 30,000 condoms? Maybe two or three Olympic athletes?
* 30,000 condoms would last Leonardo DiCaprio about four weeks.
* Police are on the lookout for a huge water balloon fight.
* Investigators say they can’t wait to catch the guys and slap the fuzzy pink handcuffs on ’em.