WOMEN GET MANSPLAINED TO SIX TIMES A WEEK

A survey of 2,000 employed women by Self magazine found that the average woman gets mansplained to six times a week at work – that’s 312 times a year. And three out of five women think men don’t even realize they’re doing it.
* Six days a week! Ladies, that would be every day but one.
* Wow, how dense are these women who have to be told something 312 times?
* I had an awkward moment the other day when I had to mansplain “manscaping.”
* Okay, fine. We’ll stop mansplaining. Good luck ever learning how to drive stick.
* Guys, ask your wife about mansplaining tonight. You’ll never do it again.
* PHONE TOPIC: Ladies, what do you do when your husband or boss or co-worker starts mansplaining?