WOMAN STOMPS OUT WINDSHIELD OF CHEATING BOYFRIEND

A woman was arrested in Cullman, Alabama, on Monday after she was caught on camera stomping and breaking a car’s windshield. Barbara Lowery stood on top of a Volvo parked outside a furniture store and kicked the windshield until it shattered and fell into the car. The owner of the car, Nick Myrick, said he knows Lowery but “isn’t sure why she targeted his vehicle.” Lowery said she decided to smash the windshield after a man, who she believed to be her boyfriend, was cheating on her, but she did not want to give out “his personal business.” She told the local news station, “I already knew going into it that I would have to face some consequences, and you know it kind of sucks, but I prayed about it and I did it anyway.”
* She must have prayed to the mean version of God in the Old Testament.
* ‘Cause this sure isn’t What Jesus Would Do.
* She stomped out his windshield? At least she didn’t punch his lights out.
* Mr. Myrick might want to make sure his family’s pet bunny isn’t boiling in a pot on the stove.
* She didn’t want to give out his personal business? Well, thank goodness. Otherwise we’d be discussing it on the radio right now.
* So this was her way of handling it discreetly.
* There is some good news: She’s been offered an audition for that River Dance troupe.