WOMAN STABS BOYFRIEND WHO ATE ALL THE SALSA

A Canton, Ohio, woman is accused of stabbing her boyfriend because he ate all of their salsa. Phyllis D. Jefferson, 50, is charged with felonious assault. Police say Jefferson complained to her 61-year-old boyfriend that he was eating all of their salsa. She yelled and jammed a pen into the left side of the man’s pelvis. She then knocked over his TV. The man jumped up and caught the TV before it hit the ground. While the man was catching the TV, Jefferson grabbed a small kitchen knife and stabbed the man in the left side of his stomach. He was taken to a medical center for treatment. Jefferson drove away, but police eventually caught up with her on the Interstate.
* But the TV – did the TV make it? Dammit, give me the important stuff!
* He saved the TV despite being stabbed. I give you Time magazine’s Man of the Year.
* Follow her line of thinking: buy another jar of salsa, or stab a guy…hmmm.
* The salsa might have been mild, but nothing about her was.
* Wow, she was really moving fast. A nimble little minx, isn’t she?
* Try telling the man that the kitchen knife was small.