WOMAN KEPT TIGERS, COUGAR, SKUNK AND FOX IN HOME

Texas police officers were sent to investigate Trisha Meyer’s home after she tried selling a kitten to a man in California for $3,000, but never gave him the kitten after receiving the money. When officers arrived at the home, they found this: three tigers, a cougar, a skunk and a fox, all roaming freely inside Meyer’s home. Also, several monkeys in cages. They also found Meyer’s 14-year-old daughter in the home during that time. Police said she had permits for the tigers, but none for the skunks and foxes. A local Animal Shelter took the animals into protective custody. Meyer was arrested Monday and charged with child endangerment.
* How reckless. I mean, who pays $3,000 for a kitten?
* This lady is crackers. Animal crackers.
* This is the home version of “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.”
* This isn’t The Glass Menagerie, it’s The Dumbass Menagerie.
* It’s also a low-budget version of Michael Jackson’s zoo.
* There were probably more animals but by now they’ve been eaten.
* She didn’t put the monkeys in the cages, they got in themselves to escape the carnage.
* That skunk must have been thinking, “Thank goodness I stink. The tigers and cougar will go after the fox first.”
* Now the tigers have accepted a plea deal.
* Somehow, John Oliver’s (or Bill Maher, or CNN) going to find a way to blame this on Trump.