WOMAN FLASHED BY MAN WEARING A BRA

In Simcoe, Ontario (Canada), a man wearing a bra flashed a woman walking along a hiking trail on Saturday morning. Police say a 74-year-old woman was walking along the Lynn Valley Trail when she was approached by a man who greeted her by saying “Good morning.” He then opened his jacket to expose his upper body. He was wearing a woman’s bra. The startled woman quickly returned to her home and called police, who patrolled the area but the man was not located. The suspect is described as a white male, darker complexion, slim build, about 6-foot in height, with dark hair.
* And moobs.
* Quick – check all the lumberjacks in the area.
* What is the crime here? Was the bra stolen?
* He had a bra, and she got her panties in a bunch.
* Ladies and gentlemen, we give you – The Manziere Maniac.