WOMAN BLAMES CAR CRASH ON BIGFOOT

An Idaho woman told the local sheriff’s department that she crashed her car last Wednesday night because of Bigfoot. The unidentified woman told officers it was around 11 pm when she saw a Sasquatch chasing some deer on a stretch of US-95 outside of Potlatch. She said the creature was “shaggy” and between 7 and 8 feet tall. As she checked her mirrors to see the Bigfoot, she hit one of the deer with her Subaru Forester. The woman continued driving, picked up her husband from work then drove to the sheriff’s office to report the incident. Officers did not find any evidence of Bigfoot at the scene of the crash.
* And I bet they looked real hard, too.
* But they did find a sequinned cape that belonged to Elvis.
* Tough night for the deer. First you outrun Bigfoot, then the Subaru hits you.
* I also feel sorry for the husband when he asks this woman, “So how was your day?”
* Instead of Bigfoot, I bet her accident was caused by Leadfoot.
* You have to admit, this is the time of year when Bigfoot first comes out of hibernation.
* Unless of course it’s an extra-dimensional being traveling between different universes.
* At first I thought maybe Bigfoot was on Spring Break but if that were true, it’d be down in Florida.