VEGAN RESTAURANT OFFERS NAKED BABY ON TABLE

There is a vegan restaurant in Memphis, Tennessee, called Imagine Vegan Cafe. A regular customer at the cafe, named Chelsea, posted this review:
“Two stars. On the real, I eat here all the time. I still probably will, but y’all listen – during my visit, a bare butt naked baby was running around, stood up on the table with its black they’re-so-dirty feet, and bent over to show me its butthole. I wish I was exaggerating. This is while I’m eating, and it’s the owner’s kids? An older kid came over and started yodeling and staring at me during my meal I was SO uncomfortable. I get it’s a family establishment and kids do weird things, but naked baby was running around for like 15 minutes while all the workers are just standing to the side laughing over it.”
So, how did the owners respond?
“You will no longer be allowed to come and dine at Imagine. Especially when you lie about our babies. We do not need or want your business. You’ve thoroughly irritated mama bear!!!!! For anyone who reads this and instantly is scared this might affect our business, I cannot begin to tell you how much we do not care. Haters are not welcome at Imagine!!! Our menu clearly states about the children. One of the reasons Imagine exists is to allow children to be children. Some people are so self consumed they can’t even understand that life does not revolve around them.”
* I bet the Board of Health is full of people like that.
* Life does not revolve around the customers, it clearly revolves around this “mama bear” person.
* Now Chelsea has to imagine somewhere else to eat.
* What’s on the menu today? Blackened dirty baby feet, apparently.
* A naked baby standing on a table. Isn’t it cool when your child exhibits signs of their future line of work at such an early age?
* Can it at least dance like that old Dancing Baby meme?
* Baby butts and yodeling. STILL better than Arby’s.