TWO DUMB MILLENNIALS SPEND 48 HOURS AT WALMART

University students Christian Perry and Noah Maxwell, who have a YouTube channel where you can see such classics as “Two Dumb Millennials Catch a Giant Fish,” and “Don’t Ever Rob a Canadian”, decided their next clip would be “48 Hours in a Walmart”. It wasn’t easy. Said Perry: “About 35 minutes in I was already getting sick of it. I started really listening to the music and realized that it’s just non-stop. And then the lighting and everything. … I was starting to lose my mind. After a little bit you get into this state where you just feel out of it.” They played every game in the electronics section and arcade. They read books and product labels. They quickly realized if they buy stuff every three hours, security wouldn’t kick them out, so they spent a lot of money in there, mostly on food. They also got haircuts at the salon. Perry said the highlight for him was some alone time in the Walmart bathroom. “At one point I just went in there and sat down on the toilet for like an hour. It was the only place that was quiet and away from the lights,” he said. “It was probably the best time I had.”
* And… (sing-songy) …guess who got laaayyyyyeddd? Not these two. They were hanging out at Walmart instead of meeting girls back at the university.
* Want to take a stab at where these guys will probably end up working?
* Great. Now Walmart will fix the lights and music and take over the world.
* What’s sadder – a YouTube video called “48 Hours in a Walmart”, or somebody WATCHING a YouTube video called “48 Hours in a Walmart”?
* They initially wanted to spend 48 hours in a K-Mart, but every one they went into went out of business after a couple hours.
* Be sure to look for their next video, “Two Dumb Millennials Realize That Was 48 Hours They Will Never Get Back”.