TURKEY SMASHES THROUGH TRUCK WINDSHIELD

A truck driver in southern New Hampshire got a surprise when a turkey came crashing through his windshield. According to the driver, the truck was traveling at about 50 to 60 miles per hour when he struck the turkey. It ended up inside the cab of the truck still very much alive. He was able to safely pull over to the breakdown lane. The New Hampshire Fish and Game Department arrived at the scene to rescue the 19-pound turkey, but it died in transport. The truck driver said he had never experienced an animal collision quite like this one before.
* Nor one so eventually delicious.
* Worst attempt at hitch-hiking ever.
* “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly better.”
* I hope his accident insurance includes Acts of Poultry.
* Maybe turkeys are finally seeking revenge for Thanksgiving.
* Man, if a turkey can survive a hit like that, we should put turkey feathers in our airbags.
* I know it died later, but how come it didn’t die instantly?
* And that’s when the turkey buzzard swooped down to finish it off.
* Okay, if you prefer “turkey vulture”, then it was a turkey vulture.