TSA AGENTS FIRED FOR MALE GROPING

Two Transportation Security Administration screeners at Denver International Airport have been fired after they were discovered manipulating passenger screening systems to allow a male TSA employee to fondle the genital areas of attractive male passengers. It happened roughly a dozen times. A male TSA screener told a female colleague in 2014 that he “gropes” male passengers who come through the screening area at DIA. He reportedly told her that when a male he finds attractive comes to be screened by the scanning machine he will alert another TSA screener to indicate to the scanning computer that the party needs to have a pat-down. The female agent admitted that she had done this for the male TSA officer at least 10 other times.
* I’m offended that, having flown through Denver, I never received a pat-down from this gentleman. What am I, chopped liver?
* He was groping passengers and that’s part of the job, but he was enjoying it, and that’s forbidden.
* “That guy needs a pat-down. He’s got a suspicious package.”
* It’s supposed to be a pat-down, not a grab-down.
* He’s juggled more balls than a circus clown.
* One clue: He smoked a cigarette afterwards.
* I love that they focus on male passengers getting groped when you know women have gone through this a million times a day for eons.
* It’s like that movie “Disclosure.” Hollywood finally looks at sexual harassment on the job so they make the villain a woman harassing a man. How noble of them.
* He was discovered manipulating passenger screening systems – not to mention their penises.