TROUBLE AT DISNEY WORLD

A guest was arrested at Disney World’s Animal Kingdom Lodge Villas Monday after a dramatic series of events. First, resort staff mistakenly delivered 14 bags of luggage to the room of Setia Kurniawan, 49, and his wife, Vonni Gustimego, 44. When the staff tried to retrieve the bags to deliver them to the correct room, the couple refused to open the door for hours, claiming the resort had somehow broken a Hello Kitty toothbrush and demanded compensation. Hotel employees eventually called police, who threatened the couple with arrest if they did not open the door and return the 14 bags of luggage. The couple did open the door but that’s when the wife stuck a finger in an officer’s face and started yelling, leading the officer to push her hand down, leading her husband to lunge at the officers. Deputies got the husband on the ground but the wife grabbed the hotel manager by the jacket and hit a security officer in the ear. Mr. Kurniawan was arrested for alleged battery and grand theft and was later released on bail. His wife was released at the hotel to take care of their children. The fate of the reportedly broken Hello Kitty toothbrush is unknown.
* Sure, Disney could have avoided all this by coughing up four bucks for a new toothbrush, but we’ve all heard stories of how cheap they are.
* And they have the nerve to call Disney World “The Happiest Place on Earth.”
* That explains their new slogan: “Hey, At Least We’re Happier Than Syria.”
* Some Disney guests just go goofy.
* If they’re in their late 40s and into Hello Kitty this seriously, you know there’s a problem somewhere.
* Setia Kurniawan and Vonni Gustimego? Don’t tell Trump!
* Building a wall around Disney World would be really counter-productive.
* Hey, I have an idea! How about when you build vacation lodging, you have, like, a master key that can open all the doors?
* Now that Disney owns Star Wars, they ought to send Storm Troopers to handle problems.
* Who takes 14 pieces of luggage to Disney World? A Saudi prince?
* This is like every hotel check-in Lindsay Lohan ever had.
* I get the alleged battery charge but how did this turn into grand theft when the hotel delivered the bags there?
* Clearly they must have ransacked the bags like a customs official looking for crack.