THREE SHARK ATTACKS, THREE VICTIMS, THREE HOURS, SAME BEACH

Sharks bit three different surfers Sunday in the span of a few hours at the same Florida beach. The first incident involving a 43-year-old man happened around 10:40 a.m. when he was surfing and was bit on the lower leg at New Smyrna Beach. He was transported to a hospital. Less than 30 minutes later, a 36-year-old man was bit on both hands while surfing and suffered significant lacerations. He was also taken to the hospital. The third attack took place around 1 p.m., when a 16-year-old was surfing and bit on the inner thigh. Officials said he was not taken to the hospital.
* Why? ‘Cause the EMT’s didn’t like his attitude?
* Hello, New Smyrna Beach? It’s time to take a hint.
* Maybe they left the last guy there hoping people would get the message.
* “New Smyrna Beach – come for the surfing, stay for the recuperation.”
* “We’re gonna need a bigger emergency room.”
* I guess they couldn’t come back on land or the snakes would get them.
* The sharks must be thinking, “Sure, humans are smart. That’s why they’re the dominant species on the planet.”
* If I had to rate these, I’d choose to get bit on the inner thigh. Hey, at least I could club the shark with my penis.