THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “I Tried 30 Mustards This Summer, These Were The Best”
2. “My Belly Button Saved My Life”
3. “Ultramarathoner Dean Karnazes Reveals How He Goes To The Bathroom While Running”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Meet ‘Flourboy,’ Inventor Of The World’s First Pizza Skateboard”