THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Camila Cabello Is A Pantsuit-Wearing Girlboss In First ‘Cinderella’ Trailer”
2. “Shepherd Gives Goats Stylish Haircuts”
3. “Mushroom Jerky Is Like Beef Jerky But With One Major Difference”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Why Olympians Shouldn’t Bite Their Medals”