THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Did You Know There Was A Right Way To Open A Ketchup Packet”
2. “Can Otters See Optical Illusions?”
3. “Got Traveler’s Constipation? Here’s What You Should Eat”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “This Guy Balanced His Rickshaw On A Bottle”