THE WORST COLLEGE ROOMMATE IN THE WORLD

A Connecticut college student was charged Wednesday with extreme bullying – to get rid of her African-American roommate – that police called a bias crime. Brianna Brochu, 18, admitted she put her body fluids on her roommate’s backpack (* she wiped it with a used tampon) and licked her roommate’s plate, fork and spoon. She wrote of spitting in her roommate’s coconut oil, putting her toothbrush in places the sun doesn’t shine, and putting moldy clam dip in her lotion. The reason? Brochu claimed she was frustrated with her roommate’s rude behavior. The roommate moved out after a month. The University of Hartford has kicked Brianna out of school, and police have charged her with misdemeanor criminal mischief and a felony bigotry charge.
* Off to reform college.
* Should have sent Brianna to finishing school.
* Toward the end, the Spice Girls used to do this kind of stuff to each other all the time.
* And didn’t Andy Dick just get fired from a movie for doing this, too?
* Whatever happened to doing each other’s toenails and pillow fights?
* PHONE TOPIC: My awful, awful roommate.