THE MOST SEX-CRAZED STATE

Four Loko, the alcoholic beverage, compiled search data of hookup terms, including “bars with hottest girls,” “best bars for hookups,” “best pick-up lines,” best place for hookups,” “sluttiest cities,” “where to buy condoms,” and similar search terms. The point was to find the Most Sex-Crazed State. Here’s what they found:
– Rhode Island came in first place with the most searches per capita, followed by Maine, Michigan, New Hampshire and Massachusetts.
– The bottom five were Louisiana, Alaska, West Virginia, Oklahoma, with Mississippi ranking last when it came to using Google for help to hook up.
– When it came to individual cities, Denver, Colorado, scoured the internet the most for sex.
* This must be old data, because right now the Most Sex-Crazed city in America seems to be Washington, D.C.
* Wait – if these are internet searches, are they the most Sex-Crazed, or the most Sex-Frustrated?
* Rhode Islanders are searching Google for sex? Do they not have Tinder?
* By the way, of those bottom five states, Louisiana, Alaska, Oklahoma and Mississippi made last year’s list of Top Ten Sexually Diseased States. (True!) So the people in those states who ARE having sex aren’t washing up after.
* If you can’t trust a scientific study by alcoholic beverage maker Four Loco, who can you trust?