THE MOST-BANNED WEDDING SONGS

From website FiveThirtyEight, here are the songs that couples most frequently ban from wedding receptions. The FiveThirtyEight folks said they spoke to more than two dozen professional DJs who had worked nearly 200 weddings to discover the songs “most commonly prohibited” by the people getting married:
1. Chicken Dance
2. Cha Cha Slide – DJ Casper
3. Macarena – Los Del Rio
4. Cupid Shuffle – Cupid
5. YMCA – The Village People
6. Electric Boogie – Marcia Griffiths
7. Hokey Pokey
8. Wobble – V.I.C.
9. Happy – Pharrell WIlliams
10. Shout – Isley Brothers
11. Love Shack – B-52’s
12. We Are Family – Sister Sledge
13. Blurred Lines – Robin Thicke
14. Celebration – Kool and the Gang
15. Cotton Eyed Joe – Rednex
16. Dancing Queen – ABBA
17. Don’t Stop Believin’ – Journey
18. Single Ladies – Beyonce
19. Sweet Caroline – Neil Diamond
20. Turn Down For What – DJ Snake
21. Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae) – Sliento
22. Hot in Here – Nelly
23. Mony Mony – Billy Idol
24. All About That Bass – Meghan Trainor
25. Baby Got Back – Sir Mix-a-Lot
26. Booti Call – Blackstreet
27. Gangnam Style – Psy
28. Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) – Big & Rich
29. Staying Alive – Bee Gees
* Thanks, FiveThirtyEight. I now have 29 earworms playing at the same time.
* I can’t say there’s not a song on there I ever want to hear again, but come on – where’s the fun?
* These songs? This is the mix tape that’s been playing at Gitmo since 2002.
* Not Justin Bieber’s “Love Yourself”?
* Not Cee Lo Green’s “(Eff) You” song?
* PHONE TOPIC: What song would you ban from your wedding reception?