THE BOX HEAD BANDIT

Anchorage police are looking for a man who robbed two stores. He wore a very clever disguise – he had a box on his head. First, a man entered a gas station around 2:45 in the afternoon wearing a box on his head, with two eye holes cut out, produced a knife, and demanded items from the clerk. He left on foot with an undisclosed amount of money and cigarettes. The second incident, at the nearby Value Liquor store, took place just before 9 p.m. A man with a box on his head walked in, flashed a knife and demanded money. But a customer walked in and the suspect then left without taking anything. Investigators haven’t conclusively determined that the suspects were the same person.
* Because … you know. Box on the head.
* Maybe they were twin brothers?
* You’d think he would use the money from the first robbery to buy a better disguise for the second.
* Sounds like a low-budget Lego costume.
* So, was the knife a box-cutter?
* He had the plan all worked out. For example, he was going to make his getaway with UPS.
* The good news is that after having his head in the box, his cell is going to seem huge.
* Talk about not thinking outside the box.
* I still think this is less pathetic than the guy who robbed a store with underwear on his head.
* So what do we know about this guy? For starters, he’s a blockhead.
* That’s what I call a Dick in a Box.