TEACHER SWIPED STUDENT'S PURSE

A math teacher at Susquenita High School in Duncannon, Pennsylvania, allegedly stole a student’s purse. Tara Marie Smith, 34, was charged Monday in the theft, which allegedly occurred on January 9. Police say Smith admitted to stealing the 14-year-old student’s purse and then using a gift card inside to shop at Victoria’s Secret. Smith still had $250 in cash from the teen’s purse. Not only is Smith a high school math teacher, but she’s also the daughter of the school district’s superintendent.
* Well, after all, everyone says teachers are underpaid.
* Sally has a purse with $250 and a gift card. Teacher steals the purse. How much does Sally have left?
* She’s a math teacher, and she used the stolen gift card at Victoria’s Secret? Did she buy an alge-bra?
* A 14-year-old girl with a Victoria’s Secret gift card? I guess they grow up fast in Duncannon, Pennsylvania.