SWINE FLU FOUND AT OHIO COUNTY FAIR HOG BARN

If you entered your hog in the Clinton, Ohio, County Fair this year … sorry. The hog barn at the Clinton County Fair was quarantined after one of the hogs had a fever and was diagnosed with swine flu. Nearly 280 hogs sent to the fair to compete will be slaughtered.
* They mean, slaughtered earlier than normal.
* “This little piggy went to – DIE.”
* What’s wrong with giving them chicken soup and some Vicks Vap-O-Rub?
* Seems kinda drastic. I mean, what happens if one of the girls in the Miss Clinton County Fair pageant comes down with the sniffles?
* How low on the totem poll do you have to be to be the guy who takes the temperature of a pig?