SUSPECT RETURNS TO THE SCENE OF THE HAT

In Willoughby, Ohio, an 18-year-old man eluded police officers during a pursuit, but was taken into custody when he returned to the crime scene for his lost hat. An officer tried to stop Otha Montogmery’s car early Tuesday morning after he ran a red light. He pulled into a driveway, bailed from the car and ran, police said. A man in the passenger’s seat gave police Montgomery’s description, including the black baseball cap he was wearing. Montgomery later returned to the scene where the pursuit ended and gave officers a detailed description of a hat he was looking for. Police found the hat in a flowerbed and arrested Montgomery.
* On the bright side, the hat now smells pretty.
* How many think he should have forgotten about the hat and just kept running? The phone lines are open.
* Was it a particularly good-looking hat? Actually, it was arresting.
* I just wonder what he has in his head to put the hat on?
* First, he hung his hat on the idea that he could get the hat back and now he’s hoping for a hung jury.
* This is like a Dr. Seuss book.
* The cat in the hat was arrested and now he’s in prison, eating green eggs and ham.