SUSPECT LEADS CHASE, FALLS OFF OVERPASS, LANDS IN CEMETERY

In San Lorenzo, California, a man driving in a stolen truck led sheriff’s deputies on a low speed chase, then hopped out of the vehicle on Highway 238 and ran. The man scaled a fence on the shoulder of the road and fell 30 to 40 feet to his death from the freeway overpass, landing on the ground of the San Lorenzo Pioneer Cemetery.
* Careful of that first step …
* His getaway was permanent.
* It was a low-speed chase, except for the very last part.
* He fell 30 to 40 feet … but still has six feet more to go.
* And now here’s R. Kelly with “I Believe I Can Fly…”
* Can he be buried in the cemetery on the grounds that he was a pioneer in stupid?
* The only thing better would be if he had landed right in an open grave.
* Well, actually, it’d be better if he had never tried this and wasn’t being chased by the cops.
* Ahh, California … a slow speed chase in a truck. It’s times like these when we really miss O.J.