SURVEY: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR SPOUSE IS AWAY?

A recent survey from Ring, the spy camera doorbell people, of 2,000 married homeowners asked what they do during their alone time.
– Two-thirds use their partner’s absence to watch movies or TV shows that their partner hates.
– 34% cook or bake recipes their significant other doesn’t like.
– One in three married Americans will just talk to themselves when their partner isn’t home.
* For many talking to themselves, it’s the only chance they have to win an argument.
* Two days ago we had a survey about how Americans don’t know how to cook. So what are those 34% of people REALLY doing while their spouse is away?
* Whatever people are actually doing when they’re alone … we’re just lucky the Ring camera isn’t pointing INTO the house.
* Well, it’s not like we’re going to use this bonus time to clean the house. We’re not stupid.
* PHONE TOPIC: What do you watch or eat when your partner is gone?