STRIPPER CAUSES FIRE AT MISS NUDE AUSTRALIA CONTEST

A strip club in Adelaide, Australia had to be evacuated after a performance from a ‘Miss Nude Australia’ contestant sparked a fire inside the venue. Performer Harley Van Dangerfield (* I wonder if that’s a stage name?) was at the Crazy Horse strip club Tuesday night, taking part in the finals of the ‘Miss Nude Australia’ competition. Miss Van Dangerfield was doing her ‘fire dance’ routine, where she strips inside a field of fire, but the flames got out of hand, forcing the club to switch on its sprinkler system. The flames were extinguished, but the building had to be evacuated when the sprinkler system was unable to be turned off.
* Well, to be clear, the building was evacuated after the wet T-shirt contest.
* Was she fire-pole dancing?
* Stripping inside fire? That’s hot.
* Lady, if you don’t want anyone to touch, just say so. Sheesh!
* Fire crews arrived on the scene at the strip club. Lots and lots of fire crews.