STRIPPER BITES MAN IN CROTCH

A Wisconsin stripper was arrested after she bit a customer in the crotch. Derick Roth, 24, said he gave dancer Mesheokia White a few bucks “to do her thing” at Diamond Jim’s strip club last week in Rock. Roth was apparently expecting a lap dance. He told cops she placed her head into his crotch and was moving it around when she bit him, according to the police report. Surveillance footage seemed to confirm Roth’s allegations, and when cops confronted White, 29, she appeared drunk. She was arrested for battery and booked into the county jail.
* Gee, and at some places, this costs extra.
* Man, that stripper really bites.
* Did they call in a forensic team to see if her teeth matched the bite marks?
* “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.”
* In this case, his unit was the special victim.
* “A Wisconsin stripper”. Wait – I’m turned on already.
* The thing with Wisconsin strippers is, it takes them a half hour to get the clothes off, what with the parkas and unlacing the snow boots and all.