SHOPLIFTERS STEAL BULL PENISES FROM PET SHOP

A pair of thieves swiped hundreds of dollars worth of dog treats from a Pet Zone store in Newfoundland and labrador, Canada. The treats are known as “Pizzles”, and if you know Pizzles then you know they are bull penises. The man and woman were caught on video surveillance grabbing as many of the chew treats as they could and taking off. They were later spotted at another Pet Zone store, but left that store empty-handed.
* They weren’t as cocksure the second time, I guess.
* Why are they called Pizzles? Why didn’t the manufacturer call them Bullwinkles?
* What a coincidence, Pizzle is my wife’s pet name for me, and I never knew why.