SHOOTER MAKES ESCAPE ON HOVERBOARD

Dallas police say an armed man on a hoverboard reportedly rolled by a car and shot the driver early Thursday morning before eluding police. Officers responded to the call at a RaceTrac gas station in Northwest Dallas at 4:10 a.m.. The victim was transported to the local hospital. Police are still looking for the shooter who made the hoverboard getaway.
* Just follow the scorch marks, no?
* Way to be inconspicuous.
* He used a hoverboard ’cause his Segway was in the shop.
* Does Marty McFly have an alibi?
* It’s brand new, like when computer crimes first started.
* Notice how nothing good ever happens on the streets at 4:10 a.m.?
* Since it’s Dallas there’s now talk of a second hoverboard.
* Let’s hope they have better luck solving this than with JFK.
* Let’s see. A hoverboard in Northwest Dallas … so the shooter could be halfway to Northeast Dallas by now.