SERIAL BUTT GRABBER

Officials at Florida International University in Miami-Dade County are searching for a serial butt-grabber. A woman reported that someone on a bicycle grabbed her backside as she walked near the library on Sunday night. School officials have been searching for the butt-grabber since last year after several women reporting being groped on campus. The first incidents occurred last June. The butt-grabber struck again in September. Police have asked everyone on campus to remain vigilant and asked anyone to call university police if they see anything suspicious.
* Watch your ass.
* And if you’re not watching yours, watch someone else’s.
* Wow, quite a story – so how does that grab you?
* Not just a butt-grabber, but a serial butt-grabber.
* We need a real hard ass to take this pervert down.
* This is not when you want to turn the other cheek.