RICH SNOBS HIRING PHOTOGRAPHER TO TAKE PICS OF THEIR YEAR-LONG VACATION

A wealthy family in the UK is offering £80,000 – approximately $100,000 – plus food and lodging to a photographer willing to travel with them and document their lavish journey. The anonymous post on photographer website Perfocal reads:
“We need someone to travel around the world with us and take photos. There’s potential to be away for up to three months at a time, and we’ll be visiting places in Europe, America, South America, and Australia where we own a number of holiday homes and other residences.”
The family is planning on visiting the Formula One Grand Prix in Monaco, diving in the Maldives, attending Mardi Gras in New Orleans and the Rio de Janeiro Carnival, as well as skiing in the Alps. You’ll be expected to work about 10 hours per day, with paid sick leave and 30 days vacation. Potential hires must have five years’ experience in lifestyle photography and will be background checked. You also have to spend a week with the family before the trip to gauge “chemistry” with the family. The position is for 12 months. The family embarks February 2019.
* “We can’t be bothered remembering our vacation ourselves. We need you to do it for us.”
* If they’re so rich, why not buy every member of the family a selfie stick?
* This would be a great chance to see what The Illuminati are REALLY like.
* Wait – is this Prince Harry and Meghan?
* Adventures include a possible space trip on SpaceShip One.
* Imagine having to go to their house and sit through their vacation slides when they get home. Snooze.