RESIDENTS UPSET WITH ADULT BABY FETISH STORE

Residents of Mt. Prospect, Illinois, are calling for the closure of a new business in their town. The business is called Tylables, and it is a baby store for adults with a fetish for wearing diapers. The owner of the store said the primary focus of the business is selling adult diapers for medical needs and for “ABDL” or “Adult Baby Diaper Lovers,” some with baby or sexual fetishes. The store includes features such as a seven-foot crib, an over-sized high chair and adult-sized playpen. The doors are locked at the store and customers can only enter by appointment. White panels cover the windows, for privacy. Yet, dozens of residents showed up at a town meeting, calling for the business to be shut down or moved. “They’re not having sex with their diapers on, they’re having people feed them and act like a baby,” explained one resident at the meeting (* perhaps a little too knowledgeably). Officials say that the business may be distasteful, but it is legal.
* Don’t the residents see they’re acting like big babies?
* Why are they getting so rattled?
* Someone needs a Time Out.
* The in-store music system only plays songs from the Goo Goo Dolls.
* Relax. If you live long enough, everybody ends up having people feed them and acting like a baby.
* Watch out or the business owner will say his first word: Lawsuit.
* How does such a little town have enough kinky people to make this work?
* Maybe they’ll grow out of it when they hit kindergarten.
* One thing you don’t want to see is when these people play “show and tell.”
* I say leave them alone. Otherwise you’ll just end up babysitting them.
* Now here’s Whitney Houston with “I’m Your Baby Tonight.”