PORT-A-POTTY BREAKS CONSTRUCTION WORKER'S 8-STORY FALL

A construction worker survived after falling eight stories from a project near Denver International Airport in Colorado. A port-a-potty cushioned his fall. The worker, a plumber, was rushed to the hospital, but the company he works for says he’s expected to make a full recovery.
* Going down he’s thinking, “Aw, crap!” And landing, he’s thinking, “Oh. Crap!” And lying there, he’s thinking, “Ahhh… crap.”
* He nearly fell in it that time.
* Yes, but what about the poor guy in the port-a-potty?
* Now when he has nightmares about falling, they’re going to have a nasty ending.
* Definitely a Monday morning story.