PEOPLE SPEND MORE TIME SITTING ON THE POTTY THAN EXERCISING

According to a British poll by the by non-profit fitness association UKactive, adults spend twice as much time sitting on the toilet as they spend exercising each week. The survey found adults rack up an average of a little over three hours on the can every week – but spend just an hour and a half being active. More than a quarter said they exercise for just half an hour or less each week.
* Who’s the lucky pollster who got to do THAT study?
* New invention: A bathroom door that doesn’t unlock until you do 30 minutes of calisthenics.
* What about all the exercise you get while ON the toilet? There’s the Cabinet Stretch to reach for a new roll; there’s the Leg Lift, to keep your cat from reaching under the door and clawing your toes; and there’s the Arm Swivel, when you’re fanning the door to air out the bathroom.
* Plus, if you’re blocked up, your abs get a workout from all the squeezing.