PEOPLE BEING ATTACKED BY THEIR SAMSUNG WASHING MACHINES

Nine people have reported injuries as a result of the tops coming off of Samsung washing machines unexpectedly, prompting a recall of 2.8 million of the appliances. One of the injuries included a broken jaw. In addition to the injuries, there are 733 reports of excessive vibration of the machines. Samsung is offering customers a free in-home repair, a rebate toward a new washing machine or refund if you bought one in the last 30 days.
* And so, the machine revolution begins.
* How would you like people putting their dirty underwear in your mouth and making you swish it around for 35 minutes?
* A broken jaw? Are the tops coming off, or flying off?
* Were these washing machines made in the same plant as the exploding Samsung Galaxy Note 7’s?
* Is it built on an ancient Indian burial ground?
* Wait – did the Indians get to Japan?
* Samsung is offering the customers a free in-home repair? Gee, how nice of them.
* You know it’s only to try and limit the damages in court.
* I have an idea: How about designing the machines better next time?
* The machines have excessive vibration? Thank goodness they don’t build vibrators.
* Or maybe that would have turned out great after all.