OLD MAN PUNCHES BEAR TO SAVE HIS DOG

A Sacramento, California man came face-to-face with a bear and instead of running, fought back. Carl Moore, 73, says he punched the bear to keep the animal from attacking his small dog. “I ain’t run from nothing, I have never in my whole life and I ain’t going to start now”, he said. Moore says he went to check on his dog, Lacy, and found her whimpering, as the bear was inching closer. He says he tried to scare the bear away, but when it didn’t leave, he punched it in the face. “The man or beast that I run from ain’t been born, and his momma’s already dead,” he said.
* “I yam what I yam,” he added, eating a can of spinach.
* He certainly never met a grammar teacher, that’s for sure.
* I don’t know what his voice sounds like but I’m hearing Yosemite Sam.
* He doesn’t run from man or beast? Hmm. Let’s put him up against the Terminator.
* I like how he flipped the script on the man’s best friend part.
* He really ought to explain to the dog that it can outrun a bear.
* Maybe this is the guy who should be fighting Floyd Mayweather tomorrow night.
* At least make him the undercard.
* It’d be great: “Ladies and gentlemen, before our main fight tonight, we would like to feature Carl Moore going 8 rounds with a bear.”